King Amdusias

Nick Danger Feder, also known as The Conductor is the collector of musical talents and super powers that has brought the Badasstronauts together. He writes music, posts videos, keeps the blog going. Ya know...He's like a publicist! Or a producer!

Neptune

Neptune's in the band! He plays the trumpet! He's okay.

Steve, the Zombie

Steve is a zombie. We don’t know where he came from. He was found onboard The Dangerprize one day, watching Planet Terror in the Imax theater. He has no musical talent, but he records all of the band’s shows and carries stuff for them. He’s pretty much harmless. Pretty much. Not at all. Watch your ass!

Shaka Zulu

Shaka Zulu was the leader of the Zulu people. After seeing him on an episode of Deadliest Warrior, The Conductor knew he had to be in the band. He plays the drums, the jazz flute, leads chants and generally contributes to the band’s badassery. His bio can be found here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaka

The Badasstronaut

The Badasstronaut is the band's emotional manager. While Brock, the lion takes care of all the business aspects of the band's ventures, The Badasstronaut is more like the cool uncle who drives the band's tour bus. The tour bus happens to be a giant space ship, called The Dangerprize. It's got lazer cannons and a hot tub and an arcade and an iMax movie theater with epic surround sound and a whole bunch of other awesome crap in it. The chainsaw and the rocket launcher are actually equipment needed to change the landing gear, which he also does.

Hattori Minetoshi

Born in Koga in 1567, Hattori Munetoshi was one of the pioneers of musical assassination. His last mission was a failed attempt against the reigning shogun of the day. While escaping, Hattori had a run in with the shogun’s samurai, who cut off one of his hands. Bleeding and on the run, Hattori fled to the middle of a dark field, when an unidentified flying object descended from the sky. The craft opened, revealing a swirling morass of matter and antimatter. Hattori was pulled into the craft and spat back out into a world of chrome scenery and white walls, where fluorescent lights were the guiding beacon of hope. The people there replaced Hattori’s severed hand with one made of the latest technology. Eager to return to his own time, to continue his work, Hattori demanded that the new hand be encoded with the ways of the ninja, but the doctors operating on him informed him of their society’s ban on violence. In place of his old murderous ways, the doctors installed software that made his hand play wild licks on any guitar he picks up, whether bluesy acoustics or the screaming wails of metal. They then tried to send him back to his own time, but due to a glitch with his hand and the Bluetooth signal in the time machine, he was sent to the early fifties. Desperate for work, and overflowing with musical talent, Hattori began teaching guitar. Several of his students, including Leslie West, Jimi Hendrix, Jerry Garcia and Carlos Santana went on to play at Woodstock, while others became legendary rockers like Angus Young and Jimmy Page. Then, eager to start a band of his own, saddened by Hendrix’s death in 1970, Hattori began focusing on his own career. It wasn’t until 2010, that he was discovered by The Conductor while adventuring around New York City. The Conductor, thrilled by Hattori’s talent and ability to be completely invisible on stage instantly asked him to join the band. Hattori bowed and has been with the band ever since.